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Friday, 19 May 2017

CatMan

CATMAN
I am tired of my catlike mutant powers. You know how annoying it is to be like a cat?
Look. I want to be able to go the beach without getting the urge to use the bathroom. I want to go swimming again. I am tired of all those naps. Please doctor. Take me next.
(Starts coking on something)
And I'm tired of all the hairballs! You can have my powers.
Please take them from me. I want to be normal.

CATMAN
catman likes to drink beer and do cat things, he wears dog skin on his body with cat fur. he is a very EVIL divorce person with aids. he has two friends jeff and simon, Catmans real name is Catmando but a nickname is margert,


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